- Kerry Katona. I'm fighting the urge not to switch over
- Tara Reid - meh
- Gypsy Guy - also meh
- Amy Childs - Give the girl a bloody dictionary so she can learn a few more words. 'You have to wait and see' (I don't want to) and 'You never know' (I don't want to) - is that all she can say?
- Mr Paparazzi - who?
- Sally who? The wife of a parliament dude I've never heard of = celebrity? Really?
- A guy who was in Coronation Street for five minutes. Waaaaay famous
- Another woman who is famous through her (ex) husband. Oh no, wait, she was in Baywatch a million years ago
- Who? A model, you say? Ok. No further comment. Far too meh for words
- Jedward - I don't have the energy for these guys