Showing posts with label A Beginner's Guide To Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A Beginner's Guide To Christmas. Show all posts

Friday, 9 November 2018

The Beginner's Guide Series: A New Look & A Giveaway

 

This week, I've been sharing the book makeovers for my Beginner's Guide series. I hope you love the new-look covers as much as I do!

 
Below, you'll find more information about the books, plus find out how to enter my Beginner's Guide giveaway.
 
 
 
 
 
Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.
 
 
 
 

A Beginner's Guide To Christmas is a quick, festive read - and it's FREE!

Click the links above to download your copy.

 
 
 
 Ruth loves nothing more than curling up in front of the telly with a family-sized bar of chocolate. She doesn’t do diets and she certainly doesn’t do exercise. But all that changes when she’s invited to her school reunion.

Bullied at school for being overweight, Ruth’s first reaction is to rip the invitation into a million pieces. But then Ruth hatches a plan. She’ll lose the weight and arrive at the reunion looking gorgeous and glamorous, leaving her old classmates in awe. Especially her former crush, Zack O’Connell.

With the help of her friends and a new, unbelievably hot colleague, Ruth begins her transformation. With six months until the reunion, losing weight will be a piece of cake, right?
 
 
 
 
 
Three women. Three weddings. But who will say I do – and who will say I don’t?

Ruth can’t quite believe she’s managed to snag The One but when he proposes, she can finally accept that she’s found her happily ever after. But when Ruth finds herself booking her dream church for just six weeks away, she starts to panic. You can’t plan a whole wedding at such short notice. Can you?

Trina has only just walked down the aisle, but she’s already starting to question whether they can make their marriage work. Will they survive the honeymoon period, or have they just made a very big – and very expensive – mistake?

Erin has somehow found herself agreeing to be a bridesmaid for the tackiest wedding known to man. With drunk hens, ridiculous outfits and a terrifying wedding planner, just what has Erin signed up for?
 
 
 
 
 
To celebrate the bookish makeovers, I'm running a giveaway over on my Facebook page.
 
Head over to my page and follow the instructions on my pinned post!
 
 
 
 
You can find the terms and conditions here
 
Good luck!

Tuesday, 6 November 2018

Book Makeover Number One!

 

If you're a newsletter subscriber, you will have had a sneaky peek at my new covers, but if not, here is the first of my book makeovers!

 
 
Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.
 
 
 
 

What do you think? I absolutely LOVE it and I hope you do too!

A Beginner's Guide To Christmas is a quick, festive read - and it's FREE!

Click the links above to download your copy.

 
 
 
 
So, that's one book makeover down, two to go!
I'll be revealing the next one tomorrow, here on the blog as well as
 

Thursday, 16 November 2017

Christmassy Reads

I love curling up with a festive read during the run up to Christmas. Log fires, snow, mince pies, hot chocolates, a bit of romance... bring it on!

I've started a little festive reads pile that I'll soon be diving into, but I thought I'd flag up a couple of my own Christmassy reads in case you're looking for something festive and fun.

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Curl up with a mug of hot chocolate and a warm mince pie for the perfect festive read this holiday season!

‘I wish I could live your life. I’d happily swap lives with you.’

’Tis the season to be jolly but for Calvin and Judy the usual festive bickering has already begun! Judy’s convinced that her husband has it easy – no glittery wrapping paper, no playground gossip and absolutely no Christmas baking.

Calvin wishes he could trade in his obnoxious boss and dull nine-to-five job to spend more time kicking back with his kids – how hard can Judy’s life really be?

But after a magical mince pie mix-up, one thing’s for certain – by Christmas Day, life for Judy and Calvin will never be the same again. Perhaps the grass isn’t always greener after all…
The Mince Pie Mix-Up is a fun, festive Freaky Friday-style rom com and is just 99p at the moment (at the time of posting. Please check before purchasing).


A festive romantic comedy short story.

Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.



A Beginner's Guide To Christmas is a quick read, so perfect if you're short on time (and aren't we all at this time of year?), plus it's FREE (happy Christmas indeed!)


If you read The Mince Pie Mix-Up or A Beginner's Guide To Christmas (or both!) I hope you enjoy it and they make you giggle. I'd love to know what you think, so do pop a review on Amazon as every one helps :)

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Book News: The Beginner's Guide Series!


Back in 2014, I published my very first full-length novel, A Beginner's Guide To Salad. I adored Ruth, one of the main characters from the book, and couldn't help wondering what happened next in the life of the cheesy-pop-loving lady and her friends. Ruth wouldn't leave me alone, so after finishing Everything Changes But You (my second book), I went back to Ruth and discovered what was she was up to - and I've been working on her continuing story ever since!

The plan is to have four full-length books in the series, plus the free festive short story, A Beginner's Guide To Christmas. The second instalment, which has been written and is in the editing process, will be published early 2017. I'll share more details soon - including the title, blurb and gorgeous cover.

I'm so excited about this series. It's been tough getting it right, especially as I've been working on the next two books around other projects, but I can't get enough of Ruth and I hope you'll enjoy the next stages of her life. You'll also be able to catch up with lots of the characters from both A Beginner's Guide To Salad and Christmas, as well as meeting some brand new ones.

If you haven't read A Beginner's Guide To Salad yet, now is the perfect time as it's just 99p until the end of August or it's available for FREE if you're subscribed to Kindle Unlimited!





Ruth loves nothing more than curling up in front of the telly with a family-sized bar of chocolate. She doesn’t do diets and she certainly doesn’t do exercise. But all that changes when she’s invited to her school reunion.

Bullied at school for being overweight, Ruth’s first reaction is to rip the invitation into a million pieces. But then Ruth hatches a plan. She’ll lose the weight and arrive at the reunion looking gorgeous and glamorous, leaving her old classmates in awe. Especially her former crush, Zack O’Connell.

With the help of her friends and a new, unbelievably hot colleague, Ruth begins her transformation. With six months until the reunion, losing weight will be a piece of cake, right?



Friday, 5 December 2014

A Beginner's Guide To Christmas: Ruth's Festive Favourites



As Christmas is approaching, Ruth has decided to share her festive favourites. We'd love to hear about yours too - let us know in the comments below!



Food

You can't beat a good old fashioned Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. I'll even tolerate sprouts one day a year (it is a special occasion, after all).

Drink

I could choose mulled wine or a delicious cocktail but hot chocolates are a firm favourite of mine during the colder months. At Christmas, it has to have marshmallows and whipped cream too (it is a special occasion, after all).

Film

This has to be Love Actually. Richard Curtis films are legendary anyway, but add Christmas into the mix and you've got yourself a perfect film!

Music

2 Become 1 by The Spice Girls. It's not overly festive but it's played a LOT at Christmastime (which is no bad thing!)

TV

There's such a lot to choose from but, for me, it has to be The Vicar of Dibley Christmas special where Geraldine ends up having (but not really enjoying) several Christmas lunches.


Five Quick Fire Festives:

Tree: Real or Fake
 Fake! I love a Christmas tree but I don't want to have to clean up after it!

Mince pies or Christmas pudding?
Both? (It is a special occasion, after all)

Fairy lights: white or multi-colour?
Definitely multi-colour. The brighter and gaudier the better!

Tree topper: angel or star?
Angel! Far prettier.

Wizzard or Slade?
Tough one! I'm going with Wizzard for two reasons - top beard and I really do wish it could be Christmas every day.




Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.


Download for FREE 


http://www.jenniferjoycewrites.co.uk/search/label/ABGTC%3A%20Book%20Extras


Monday, 24 November 2014

Ruth's Guide To Christmas Outfits



Ruth likes to dress up so Christmas is the perfect time for shopping! She'd like to share her favourite outfits this season.


There are so many things happening during the festive season, from office parties, to socialising with friends and family and, of course, the main event of Christmas dinner. I've been doing a lot of shopping to make sure I have outfits for every eventuality. Here are my favourites:

Event: Office Party


I love this dress, with its floral lace pattern and skirt that is ideal for dancing (think of the twirls). I'd team it with these gorgeous silver/black platform court shoes





Event: drinks with friends


I love wearing dresses and I adore prints, so this dress is perfect for meeting up with friends for a few festive drinks!

I'd team it up with a pair of knee-length boots and a purple satin clutch bag to add a bit of bling







Event: Christmas Dinner

I like to feel comfortable on Christmas Day (especially after I've stuffed myself with my mum's gorgeous turkey with all the trimmings. Plus Christmas pudding. And chocolate) so I'll be wearing this tunic. I love the colour and the sequin detail adds a bit of festive sparkle


I'd team the tunic with leggings and some glittery peep-toe heels to add a bit more sparkle (you can never have too much sparkle at Christmas!)





Event: The Whole Festive Period

Everybody needs a festive jumper! I love this Rudolph jumper with pom-pom nose from Yours Clothing.



I wish you all a very merry Christmas - whatever you're wearing!




Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.


Download for FREE 


Monday, 17 November 2014

Ruth's Top 5 Tips for Surviving Christmas



Today, A Beginner's Guide To Christmas's Ruth will be sharing her Top 5 Tips for surviving Christmas!



In A Beginner's Guide To Christmas, I share my tips on how to survive the festive period (usually when something goes wrong as I try to organise my family's Christmas for the first and last time).

So I thought I would share my Top 5 Tips for a smooth(ish) Christmas. Follows these guidelines and you too could have the perfect* Christmas.

1 - Do Not Leave Your Christmas Shopping Until The Last Minute

I cannot stress this enough. We've all done it, haven't we? It's Christmas Eve and you think you've got plenty of time. Wrong! You end up buying your mum a loo brush and your dad a shot glass with 'Best Dad Ever' on it even though he doesn't drink shots. Ever.

Panic buying isn't cool. It's stressful and sucks all of the fun out of Christmas shopping and the festive season in general. Listening to Slade being piped throughout the shopping centre is no longer a joyous occasion. It's a countdown. There are only three more songs left until the shops close and you still have five presents to locate and buy. On your marks, get set, go! *cue disappointment and loo brushes*

It just isn't worth it. Leave plenty of time to do your shopping. You'll thank me for it later.

You won't thank me for it. You'll be too busy panic buying while Slade wishes everybody a merry Christmas. I'll see you there. With my mum's loo brush.

2 - Don't try to bake/craft this Christmas

Or any other Christmas. I suggest blocking Pinterest so you're not tempting to give something a go. Oh, those biscuits shaped like elves with edible glitter look easy enough. Wrong! They will not be easy. They will be biscuits designed by the devil himself, the recipe sent out to torment you while you should be enjoying a relaxing Christmas with your feet up in front of the telly.

Christmas is stressful enough. Don't add to it by trying to be fancy. Buy biscuits. Buy decorations. Stay away from Pinterest.

3 - Avoid children at all costs

Christmas is all about the kids? Yeah, right. Christmas is ruined by kids. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Even if they're your own.

4 - Don't forget the batteries

If you simply can't avoid the little darlings (said sarcastly, obv), make sure you stock up on batteries before Christmas. Buy every size going. Yes, even those little watch-sized ones. Because if you don't own a pack of AAAA batteries, you will need them for a toy on Christmas Day.

No batteries = no peace and goodwill

5 - Invite yourself to somebody else's Christmas

This is the best tip if you can pull it off. Wrangle yourself an invite to somebody else's Christmas (where they're the poor suckers who have to prepare and cook and make everything fancy) and you're onto a winner. If you can somehow make it snow, you can arrive just as the turkey is being served (and with a perfect, plausible excuse) without having to help at all. Bonus!


*Not guaranteed. After all, what do I know? I'm a total beginner here too. As long as you all survive pretty much intact, mark it down as a win.




Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.


Download for FREE 


http://www.jenniferjoycewrites.co.uk/search/label/ABGTC%3A%20Book%20Extras

Thursday, 13 November 2014

A Beginner's Guide To Christmas - The Pinterest Board


I joined Pinterest a bit late - only a few months ago - and since then I've been a bit obsessed! I have boards for A Beginner's Guide To Salad and Everything Changes But You and now I have a board for my festive short story, A Beginner's Guide To Christmas too!

A Beginner's Guide To Christmas is a free festive short story that follows Ruth as she organises her family's Christmas for the first time. You can download A Beginner's Guide To Christmas from Amazon here

The pictures I've pinned are mostly funny ones with tongue in cheek top tips and guides.

http://www.pinterest.com/jennijoycepins/a-beginners-guide-to-christmas/

You can view the Pinterest for A Beginner's Guide To Christmas here


http://www.pinterest.com/jennijoycepins/a-beginners-guide-to-christmas/




Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.


Download for FREE 


http://www.jenniferjoycewrites.co.uk/search/label/ABGTC%3A%20Book%20Extras

Thursday, 12 December 2013

Gingerbread Snowmen



In my festive short story, A Beginner's Guide To Christmas, Ruth has pretty major problems when it comes to baking a batch of gingerbread snowmen, but I have an easy recipe that even Ruth should be able to manage...

Ingredients:

150g plain flour
1tsp ground ginger
75g butter
50g caster sugar
2tbsp golden syrup

Place the flour, ginger and butter in a bowl and rub until it resembles fine breadcrumbs.

Add the caster sugar and golden syrup and mix together until you have a dough.

Wrap the dough in cling film and pop in the fridge for at least an hour. Go and put your feet up with a cup of tea. DO NOT use this time to do housework. It's against the rules, ok?

... at least an hour later

Pre-heat the oven to 170C

Take the dough out of the fridge and remove cling film (I have to point this out in case Ruth is reading). Knead lightly then roll out onto a floured surface.

Cut out your snowmen shapes (or whatever shape you want. It doesn't have to be snowmen. It doesn't even have to be Christmassy. They're your biscuits, you choose).

Place your snowmen (or other shapes) onto a baking sheet and bake for 10-15 minutes.

Remove from oven and transfer to a wire rack.

If you're decorating (which you don't have to - your biscuits, your choice), allow the biscuits to cool completely first.




Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.


Download for FREE 


http://www.jenniferjoycewrites.co.uk/search/label/ABGTC%3A%20Book%20Extras

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Ruth's Christmas Playlist


Ruth loves nothing more than a bit of cheesy pop, so I've put together a festive playlist she would LOVE. I hope you enjoy it as much as Ruth!



Do you have a favourite Christmas song? Let us know in the comments below :)

  


Ruth usually spends Christmas curled up on her parents’ sofa, watching feel-good movies whilst being fed festive food and drink until she can no longer move. But Ruth’s perfect Christmas is shattered when her mum receives a DIY-induced injury and Ruth is forced to take over the preparations.

Shopping. Cooking. A house full of hyped-up kids.

Christmas may no longer be the most wonderful time of the year.


Download for FREE 


http://www.jenniferjoycewrites.co.uk/search/label/ABGTC%3A%20Book%20Extras