If you've read A Beginner's Guide To Salad (or even if you haven't - there aren't any rules here), why not take the quiz to find out which Beginner's Girl you are.
Which Beginner's Girl Are You?
What is your best trait?
B: I’m so laid back, I’m horizontal. Literally, most of the time
D: My boobs. That’s not a trait? Oh well, I’m choosing them anyway.
What is your worst flaw?
A: I can’t pass a chocolate bar without eating it.
B: I can’t pass a man without sleeping with him.
C: I’m too trusting at times.
D: I don’t have any flaws, darling. They were nipped and tucked years ago.
You organise a night out with friends. What will you be doing?
A: Bowling, followed by pizza. And ice cream.
B: Cocktails. Dancing. Flirting.
C: A night out in our local pub. Maybe karaoke if we’re feeling adventurous.
D: Men. Lots of men.
You’re hosting a dinner party. What do you cook?
A: I can’t cook, so I’d ask my housemate to cook while I make the table look pretty.
B: Takeaway counts, right?
C: Something pretty simple but delicious, like a carbonara.
D: I’d hire a professional chef, darling.
You’re going to an office party. Who do you bring?
A: My best friend/housemate
B: I’d go alone. But don’t worry, I won’t be leaving on my own *wink*
C: My boyfriend/husband/partner
D: Someone deliciously hot.
You have a crush on a guy. And then find out your best friend has already kissed him. How do you react?
A: I’d be gutted but I’d keep it to myself.
B: Who cares? Plenty more fish in the sea and all that.
C: I’d be disappointed but he obviously isn’t the guy for me after all.
D: I’d scratch her eyes out. Bitch.
How do you feel about marriage?
A: My dream is to meet the man of my dreams, fall head over heels and live happily ever after. I’m not sure it’ll ever happen though.
B: Not. For. Me.
C: I can’t wait to get married!
D: Been there, done that. Never again.
Which kind of pet would you prefer?
D: Animals are more trouble than they’re worth.
What is your ideal holiday destination?
A: Somewhere with a quiet beach where I can read a book.
B: Las Vegas
C: I love camping.
D: Somewhere where it’s hot and the men are hotter.
How would you describe yourself?
A: Bubbly and fun.
C: Quite reserved
D: Sexy as hell, darling.
You’re getting ready for a big night out. What do you wear?
A: Something I feel comfortable in.
B: Something tight and short. I have a good figure – why not show it off?
C: A floor-length dress that sparkles.
D: Very little.
So which Beginner's Guide girl are you?
You are Ruth.
Ruth isn’t the most confident of women but she likes to have a good time and she’s fiercely loyal. She cares about her family and holds her friendships very close to her heart.
Mostly Bs:You are Erin.
Erin is young, free and single and she likes to keep it that way. She breezes through life and never lets herself get tied down but friendship is important to her. She can be flippant at times but she’ll always support you when you need it.
Mostly Cs:You are Clare.
Clare is a reserved young woman but she knows her own mind and won’t let anyone walk all over her. She wears her heart on her sleeve, which can lead to heartache at times, but she is confident in who she is.
Mostly D:You are Angelina.
Angelina is a passionate and determined woman who usually gets what she wants. She’s so focused on her love life, she doesn’t have time to build up friendships but she wouldn’t have it any other way.
Bullied at school for being overweight, Ruth’s first reaction is to rip the invitation into a million pieces. But then Ruth hatches a plan. She’ll lose the weight and arrive at the reunion looking gorgeous and glamorous, leaving her old classmates in awe. Especially her former crush, Zack O’Connell.
With the help of her friends and a new, unbelievably hot colleague, Ruth begins her transformation. With six months until the reunion, losing weight will be a piece of cake, right?